how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
I just went to have my eyes checked and they dilated my pupils and now I’m blind. I lwegit can’t read anything. Whoooo
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
whats a librarians favorite color
read
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
It got better
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
im not feeling u til u shave ur legs
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
